| Friend: | Dan is coming down. |
|---|---|
| Me: | Oh yay! I love Dan! |
| Friend: | He will be down here in april. |
| Me: | YAY! I can't wait to stroke his beard...oh wait, he shaved it off :( |
| Friend: | I will tell him to grow it back, just for you. |
| Me: | Oh good, what was I going to stroke if Dan had no beard! |
| Friend: | ... |
| Me: | ... Don't answer that. |
